Tuesday, February 28, 2006
Useless has a job!!!
During Biology lesson somethime last week, Useless found himself a profession... "Eliminator of the Grime that Taints the Invisible Wall"
The lesson was held in the seminar rooms 3&4 and I was seated beside a window. Having being denied the oppotunity to sit so close to a window all my JC life, I was very excited and many wonderful and weird ideas crossed my deprived mind. Suddenly, my optical nerves detected a wyteboard marker lying idle by the window plane, and immediately, I knew my destiny!
I took the wyteboard marker and scribbled:"Ron loves Woons" on the window. Unfortunately, Ron, the art critique saw my art and was unhappy with it. So, with a swipe by his loooooooong arm, he erased my art form the face of ...........the window. Not willing to give in to
criticism , I Ctrl+Z and redrew my masterpiece. But Ron, with the looooooooong arm of his erased it once more.
The major setback put a full stop to my illustrious carrer in the arts, so I reinvented myself to be an advertiser. This is the first ad I put up.......on the window:
Class. Ads
Need window cleaner, call 91254450 (Ronli)
This is to capitalise on Ron's as well as my talents and may we never be opponents anymore....I thought.
I never forsaw that the ever hardworking Ron was so into his endeavor to purify tainted windows that he actually cleaned off my/his ad.
bhuck-ed by kelvin @ 9:11 PM
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