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[K] elvin


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During Biology lesson somethime last week, Useless found himself a profession... "Eliminator of the Grime that Taints the Invisible Wall"

The lesson was held in the seminar rooms 3&4 and I was seated beside a window. Having being denied the oppotunity to sit so close to a window all my JC life, I was very excited and many wonderful and weird ideas crossed my deprived mind. Suddenly, my optical nerves detected a wyteboard marker lying idle by the window plane, and immediately, I knew my destiny!

I took the wyteboard marker and scribbled:"Ron loves Woons" on the window. Unfortunately, Ron, the art critique saw my art and was unhappy with it. So, with a swipe by his loooooooong arm, he erased my art form the face of ...........the window. Not willing to give in to
criticism , I Ctrl+Z and redrew my masterpiece. But Ron, with the looooooooong arm of his erased it once more.

The major setback put a full stop to my illustrious carrer in the arts, so I reinvented myself to be an advertiser. This is the first ad I put up.......on the window:

Class. Ads
Need window cleaner, call 91254450 (Ronli)

This is to capitalise on Ron's as well as my talents and may we never be opponents anymore....I thought.

I never forsaw that the ever hardworking Ron was so into his endeavor to purify tainted windows that he actually cleaned off my/his ad.

bhuck-ed by kelvin @ 9:11 PM

Axe.

bhuck-ed by tmX @ 12:05 AM

Oh shit. Now i'm officially the Fern. Cuz of one stupid idea for a metaphor. I gave in class. And Rati tinks i'ma Fern. Waddecrap. Anyway. Ron did a benpro. He managed to fake kel the wonderful goalkeeper in soccer yesterday and scored the equalizer. Now tt's ronpro. ok so not much happening these days. Kudos to kel and his unparelleled bravery for announcing, to the WHOLE of LT1, "ch0ngyi luv elaine". he just rocks big time. apparently, a gal screamed after hearing it, might be elaine, dunno for sure. and wtf, i screwd physics lecture test real hard. i think i'll get around 5-10 marks upon 30. cool cuz i've been sleeping my way thru physics lectures and tutorials and they put the test on same day as biospa. so obviously i wouldnt neglect my spa right?

Til next post,
Your Friendly Neighbourhood Fern

bhuck-ed by tmX @ 4:46 PM

hey sorry for not answering your call, Kelvin. cuz my cousin came to visit me. So i spent the whole morning entertaining him. haha

hmmm whoa everybody is so stressed! Is that a good sign? duno. dun give it a damn either. well, for ur information, my dearest Robin, i've adjusted my emotions. haha so i won't be fighting with u in school anymore. hhm at least within this week. haha.

i met my mentees this sat. was asking chongyi who stays in woodlands cuz i was going woodlands library to mug before my meeting. then he answered with a sacarstic tone : JOEY!! hmm that's not a bad idea i think, to study with him. But the problem is, i think i will spend 2 hours getting distracted but his comics. heha. In the end, i saw my friend, June in the library. A mugger she is. Was doing Capacitance tutorial. NVM. hmmm my mentees are a bunch of funny people. they are very stressed over their school work and CCA though. Well i guess everybody is busy. it's just about how you plan your schedule and the art of PRIORITIZING comes in handy.
One of my mentees suggested to go SPCA to do a service-learning project. and i rejected her idea indirectly. Cuz what the hell can you learn by taking care of animals? Feed them? bath them? that's as retarded as poking someone with a long metal stick. and what more? i am scared of DOGS.especially those with loud and fierce barks. you know last time i was walking back to my house in M'sia, then this BIG BULLY dog suddenly appeared out of nowhere and chased after me. It was a few seconds later that i realised i had to run. luckily my sprinting isn't that bad. If not, i will hate dogs for the rest of my life.

Was very tempted to buy another album this weekends. just a random pick. but think i shud save up and divert all my love to GARY. omg i love him to the CORE.

Who wants to go swimming with me? to relax a bit.

bhuck-ed by Monyet @ 4:13 PM

Yes i am finally blogging from my old comp and not on my sis lousy old laptop which has totally nuthin and is frigging lag... yeah so now i can dota again. Not dat i want to lah budden good to have all my songs and wadeva shit back

Anyway juz came back from training which was from a blardy 2-8 ! Shit and dat juz made my cough and flu worse so its like totally no mood do any shit work. For ur info ppl next week got mathstestphytestbiospa plus needa complete halogenderivatives and integration tuts. Wah kanna sai.

Friendship week has juz ended dis week and I muz say dat dis has not been a good week of friendship-ness, coz zhiperng and I have been fighting like mad and as usual we din speak to ron. Mad monkey hale was in a bad mood dis week and has been getting into mood swings and wads not, resulting in a very wet me dis week… =[

Oh dun think I can go with u all to youth service tml coz I am damn shagged now and I needa do work so have fun ppl. And how combined letter to our mortals plz thanks

bhuck-ed by ch0ngyi @ 11:56 PM

ok. heres e post ive owned for a long long time alr. Haha. nx twk is hell la. so many tings to do. gt maths test, then physics test. then gt bio spa, then gt gp essay. tink gp essay is e worse among al! at least the rest is juz mug smting tts given. gp essay is muz find ourselves 1. manz.. tryin to mug physcis nw. sian la. kp starin at the same page for duno hw long alr. madness. sch is gtin worse and worse. as in lessons. see q alot of pple startin to show signs of stress alr cos of too much work. im feelin stressed cos i c pple gtin stressed over their work but im nt. v stressful to c pple chiongin everyting and u stil lyk bo chap lyk tt. then when i try to mug then end up no motivation to mug. Haha. tis is really bad la. 3 more wks to common test. hope can pass everyting. tmr suposed to go kel's church. duno wads wad nw. cos no1 confirmed anyting yet. and sry guys for always boycottin u all:P nt tt i dun care abt u guys but.. ya.. gues u al noe e reason. paiseh ah! tis wkend q sian. alot of stuf to do, but dun feel lyk doin anyting. mis j1 life.so carefree and slack lyk noting. can play al day la. so fun. nw is lyk cant even go out, or in fact no1 goes out anymore. manz.. but gd also i gues. cos means il b stuck at hm tryin to mug. q a sad life. haha. im bored.. v bored.. juz talkin crap here. hha. cos dunoe realy noe wad to type also. hha. wonder wads every1 doin nw..

bhuck-ed by ron @ 11:23 PM

Yo, Chong Yi and I juz stepped into the computer lab and guess who we met?
Joey!duh... And Ronli! Say hi Ronli!
Ronli: wad?!!?! *presses backspace presses backspace presses backspace presses backspace presses backspace presses backspace presses backspace presses backspace presses backspace presses backspace presses backspace*

Okay they are not exactly very friendly:(
But nvm, HCK just came back from J8. But when we were there, C went to visit some Silveria to buy something special for someone special, but of course, not before some encouragement from HK. There we met a extremely pro sales lady.

Saleswoman: Come on in!
ChongYi: err ok...
Saleswoman: Take a look at this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, and this!
ChongYi: err I think I shall buy earrings... (I got no $$)
Salewoman: *Takes out a collection of earrings* Take a look at this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, and this! And how old is your gf?
ZhiPerng: 27
ChongYi:...
Salewoman: Nvm, buy these silver earrings for her. They are Σ (very unique + very lasting to corrosion + very beautiful+very....+very value for money).
Kelvin: (okay I will get them but I dunno gif hu)
ChongYi: Okay. Next time. (class funds only left 10 bucks)

So CLASS, we will have to pay classfunds on MONDAY to give something for ChongYi the treasurer to embezzle. Maybe on Tuesday Elaine will get something special not that it has any link to class fund collection on Monday.

bhuck-ed by kelvin @ 2:02 PM

"Look at the size of that thing!" - Wedge Antilles (Star Wars: A New Hope)

bhuck-ed by tmX @ 4:28 PM

bhuck-ed by Monyet @ 10:41 PM

sorry for the late update.

So this is the HINT for ron's search for his bag.

=]

bhuck-ed by Monyet @ 10:19 PM

Some one print this one out and send to our mortals....

And BTW Osama Bin Jamin, let me put forth a riddle to clarify matters about Ben Pro and my 1.6s stun.

Question: If Team A scored 2 goals and Team B scored 2 too, why then izzit that Team B won?
Normal Ans1: What are you talking about?
Normal Ans2:Huh? Can repeat?
Normal Ans3: What the f**k?

Subbing 1 and 3 we have..
Normal Ans4:What the f**k are you talking about?

But then, you all shall be dissappointed when I tell you that the normal answers are wrong. The suggested solution is posted below.

Correct Answer:Cos Osama Bin Jamin is in the same team as me!! wtf.

hahaha so funny
nvm...

bhuck-ed by kelvin @ 7:48 PM

Whata sad Day in the commemoration of the Saint Valentine. 5 sad blokes and the sad stuff they do, lol. ben and kel ended up playing a sad sad screwed game of dota. then both went HOME early. ch0ng and hale also damn sad. ended up in lib, then ch0ng kena physics 'R'... ch0ng suay la, supposed to go out wif *ahEm*... anyway, cunning Useless is MIA... say he nt gg out wif BIRD but in the end dunno disappear to where also.

Anyway, earlier in the day, my SPA was skewed. everyone combusted 1g of crap but i bloody hell dunno why also end up burning like 8.32 g of alc. luckily its not skill b or i'd be real PISSED.

Even earlier in the day, before SPA, i scored a goal against marvellous goalkeeper Kelvin Yong in soccer. Darn happy. My goal stunned him for like 1.6 secs after the ball went in. LOL. The ball just 'jumped' after hitting my foot and flew in the opposite direction and unexpectantly went into the goal. Shocked the whole team. Even i was shocked. Shall continue to work harder and score more goals this year...

bhuck-ed by tmX @ 7:06 PM

lol. my title looks misleading. acutally, hc refers to hale and ch0ng-ster. anyway, you TWO made the news... Go refer to The Straits Times, February 13th 2006, p. 8. Apparently, the two Malaysians was seen in Malaysia (duh!)... Siao they look darn cool la, wish i was there too looking as cool as them...

PS. I think that belongs to ch0ng yi. where'd you get that??

PPS. Is that liek ur own ic? lol and the race says 'Chinese' the pic is blonde....

bhuck-ed by tmX @ 6:45 PM

Crap, attended church yesterday and heard a sad tale of one depraved girl who tried to commit suicide by popping pills... (reminds me of 'Under The Influence' first stanza lol nvm) So it brings me to post this highly random post about taking your own life ethically. Ok so i remember having this one 'very highly intellectual discussion' wif kel abt this b4 and the conclusion was that kel advocates jumping from high places while i would prefer a lethal dose of iva kcl. anyway, i'll just briefly rattle on abt some (lousy) ways to die.

i. On cutting/slitting your wrist. Please do NOT do this if you are really pursuing death i.e. do this only if you just want to get everybody scarred and worked up for a while :P the reason being that there are no less than 20 tendons at ur wrist incl a reticula (kinda like a hard sheet of crap) so its gonna be really hard to hit the artery proper. and, because you don't die from bleeding here, not that easy to die from this, you might end up losing the use of one hand if you also suay-suay cut the nerves...aww... so dun do this...

ii. On swallowing lots of pills. This has got to be the most dumb-ass way to die, esp if you try to swallow like 100 panadols. the worse that could happen from this is that you dont die immediately but you could get liver/kidney failure and die from that... sucks

iii. On leaping from high places. this is a sure-die method, so long as the initial height (physics POV a la kelvin's way of thought) is high enuff to create a great enough resultant force from the ground to kill you. But ethically speaking, try NOT to do this cuz 1stly, you'll be in pieces. 2ndly, please spare a thought for the poor sweepers/cleaniness technologists who'd haf to spend hours wiping your splattered blood from the building walls...... this applies to decapitation as well, ur 'fountain' could hit 6m high...

iv. heck, no time liao, so better talk abt my fav method. if you really want to die (with dignity and peace) choose this method. apparently quite painless too, but i really dunno, aint tried. yea, basically the drift of it is to go send a highly c.KCl up ur a** and whatch urself die in max 5 mins... happy trying!

bhuck-ed by tmX @ 6:40 PM

Anyone lost this?

bhuck-ed by kelvin @ 6:13 PM

I am sure all of you are damn curious how de heck hale ended up as batman and me as robin so heres de crap. Last saturday, i had a friendly against j3s/4s and after dat met hale at orchard mrt at 6 to go chingay. Coz its like we are both malaysians and are totally intrigued about such weird customs dat u singaporeans practice hahaha. So we ate at some restaurant which cost me a blardy 15bucks and i wasnt even full!! Arghh and can u believe hale ordered "hongkong sausage bamboo rice" and din eat de sausages...

Den bought like 7bucks worth of sushi and went to watch chingay. Budden damn gay we cudnt see nuts lah!! In de end only saw de RJ people and we were like shouting hi to dehui and anabelle hahaha much to the amusement of the people dere. So gave up after dat and went to eat summore! Ok dis is where de crap begins. We were eating in wisma food court and poser hale whips out his OAKLEY sunglasses. He den promptly puts it on and gives his most "I am cool u suck" face. Den begins to saunter and walk like some ahbeng thru the food court. Poor me cud only rush our straight to NTUC and pretend I had been dere a long time buying grapes and oranges =0

Hale: heyyy!!!!
chongyi: hi who are you?
hale: I am batman!! And you are my fren!!
chongyi: huh do I noe u?
Hale: yes u are robin my sidekick!

wtfffffff.

bhuck-ed by ch0ngyi @ 10:05 PM

OK Hale, let me tell you why we are all so bloody caught and stuck in this bloody screwed world of exams. In ancient times, most civilistaions had a form of caste system or similar social structure. And I tell you, it was screwed for many reasons. i. If your dad was a transport maintenance technologist (sweeper)/washroom engineer (cleaner), that's what you would have to be all your life. No switching. ii. Your career would be decided and it would be near impossible to switch careers (it'd be easier you shave balls for a living) iii. etc etc etc Hence, some bloody wisecrack decided to come up with written exams and thought it was the key to everything. and THAT'S why we have to shovel shit every day now...

bhuck-ed by tmX @ 7:08 PM

today, bhck was forced to draw lots on some bloody junior class and write dumb letters to whoever you drew. b got benjamin, h got siok yen, u got michelle, c got joanna and k got emily. kel started with his usual shit writing all sorts of big BS about toally unrelated stuff with have NO LINK. so the others just monkey see, monkey do and follow suit. then later recess suay-suay kena Mrs Goh kop the letters from ch0ng and zhao, then die liaoz. anyway, we were all retarded enuff to put letter-in-a-letter kinda crap. then later during lecture break, hale decided to go for an M.D. and BLESS MY BALLS, kel and ben actually caught him in the act. well, almost caught him in the act. we saw batman's shoes facing the side wall...wonder what he was up to? and the drain seemed clogged with a 'white, slightly viscous substance'............finally, last period of the day - PE. after changing at L3 toilet, ch0ng decided to explore the Pink Room next door. And oh by ch0ng's balls in was BIG... freak it was like some bloody castle toilet... and strangely ron seemed to know all about it... wonder how many trysts/canoodles he's had there with bird..

bhuck-ed by tmX @ 6:54 PM

Postdated post about friday. Cool, on friday we tried to hunt down poor, iniatially-unsuspecting shermz on his way to a nice crap. If not for ch0ng's premature burst into the L3 toilet, bhck would have succeeded in bringing about yet another flood...

Anyway, whilst lying in wait for sherm to settle down, bhck begin a brief yet insightful discussion on the Ds. Broadly classifying, all Ds can fall into either of two categories of Ds. A.D. and M.D. M.D.s would refer to the work of the conscious self. A.D. would refer to the work of the unconscious self (Nature) or any other entity. Living or otherwise, human or not. Stunningly, two undisclosed members of bhuck had experienced had a M.D. the night before. One of them purportedly could not 'do his work at all' without getting an M.D.

Moving on to the biological aspects of Ds, they are known to detress and detox. Hence, I feel the need to include anothe clause in our Decalogue: Thou shalt daily observe thy Ds. Ok, that's all folks, time to get my daily D :)

bhuck-ed by tmX @ 8:53 PM

I tot the meaining of life is to reproduce. Juz look at all the animals, plants, bacteria, nitrosomonas and everything in the Kingdom, Phylum, Class, Order, Family, Genus, Species (KPCOFGS)... they certainly don't KPCOFGS ( kindly put condoms on for gd sex). Their aim is to reproduce-----------> thnk BIO. So to get down to the PHYSIC(s)cal action, we need CHEMISTRY. So thats why we study Alevels as they are impt for our reproduction. Isn't that gd news especially for Hale?
YAY!
Wad abt maths? Erm.. when u get lotsa children, u can use maths to count them and differentiate twins. Also teach them abt geometric progression and u will have a lot of decendents.
And in GP we learn abt family values which u shld impart to ur family. And don't be a gay (man). It won't help u in ur quest for the meaning of life. It will juz cause constipation and being constipated wastes time.


PS. Song composition club (ge1 chuang4) is useful too too, so how can 1 dismiss the importance of CCAs?

bhuck-ed by kelvin @ 11:37 PM

okay me and chong went down to Orchard, and wanted to watch Chingay at first. And we did. But...(Chong will update. That guy is full of shit. so he can crap more stuff out)

i felt extremely 'Shag' when i reach home. HOME. A home away from home. Whatever. Anyway we were discussing about sch life and that things are going to get extremely busy. You know all those craps. CTs, CCAs, External Commitment, S papers and stuff. So why do we have to go through all these shit? You know being so occupied and losing your personal free time is very destructive? It will just lead you to somewhere where you would never imagine yourself to be at. Do you know what is your life calling? Being occupied, leaving no time for yourself will get you nowhere. You know life is so short. Spending all your time just to get the 4As and 2S distinctions is nonchalently irresponsible. You don't bring along your skills and knowledge when you die. All that matters is your memory. If you can have a meaningful memory from mugging away all the books in the library, good for you. If you don't, you're doomed. but again, we're living in a very realistic world. You just have to follow the mass and get the FUCKING results to go Princeton U. That's why the education system has failed me, and you. ALL OF US. That we are no longer able to grow in person, in mentality, in mindsets. Not just in the aspect of skill development.

So what say you? i say GREAT!. CONTINUE TO STUDY HARD TMR.

bhuck-ed by Monyet @ 10:58 PM

ok gay... i noe poor ron has been like bullied alot these few days =p budden too bad these is wad u get for ps-ing all of us and pissing hale off hehe

Anyway yesterday (wed), kel zhiperng and i went to j8 to buy kelvin's new mp3 player!! stoopid fellow ended up blowing his angpow money on a creative neeon arghhhh, when his good and wise pals hale&cy were desperately trying to advise him dat saving up longer for a ipodnano is a better choice... diaoz nvm him. But anyway later, ron wanted to find us budden once we saw him we ran down de escalators and in an attempt to shake him off, smartass chongyi ran into "Nature's Farm" and straight into a woman changing her jeans behind de pillar!! AHHHHHHHHHHH and she was like shouting "WHY NEVER TELL ME GOT PEOPLE COME IN!!". I mean come on who asked u to change ur pants publicly (more like pubicly)in a shop?!?! Wah shit damn paiseh lah i stand dere stare at her with my mouth wide open for like 3 seconds before i zhaoed out, leaving poor hale behind to entertain himself with de shopauntie hahaha

Haha ok den poor ron cudnt find his bag back today!! Oi zhiperng plz upload de “clue” pic haha. Koped rons bag and hid it in de 3rd floor toilet cubicle. De poor guy cud only go for PE with his shoe bag wif his pe kit inside hahaha. Aiyah budden so wasted sherm later returned him his bag so fast =(

Ok enuff liao I better go mug for differentiation test tml.

bhuck-ed by ch0ngyi @ 8:34 PM

bhuck-ed by ron @ 10:41 PM

We (solemnly swear) we will TRY OUR BEST to adhere to the laws spelt out in our Decalogue.

bhuck-ed by tmX @ 10:37 PM

I. Thou shalt not waste the Earth's resource, especially water.
II. Thou shalt not use toilet paper other than for what it was created for.
III. Thou shalt not attempt to combine toilet paper with water.
IV. Thou shalt not pelt wet toilet paper at thy friends or unsuspecting innocents.
V. Thou shalt not, in any way, attempt to make wet thy brethren or hapless victims.
VI. Thou shalt not try to re-enact Noah's Flood.
VII. Thou shalt leave peoples of the toilet alone.
VIII. Thou shalt use a toilet as it is.
IX. Thou shalt not disturb urinating persons.
X. Thou shalt not goose another.

bhuck-ed by tmX @ 10:27 PM

Cool. My LNY was jam-packed wif bloody alcohol. I think my hepatocytes must be turning gangrenous from all that shit like what bio lecturer YTYT showed us on the visualizer with some fateless pig's liver. Anyhow, the counts at bloody red wine, champagne and some frothy erdinger's black draft. ok, enough of the -OH crap, I'm still bloody fighting an addiction.

Other than that, no fun fireworks or sparklers for my CNY. Feel like putting one up CY's anus.... so unfair, he gets to let off firecrackers across the bloody causeway... speaking about causeway, oh heck, did anyone read the most real satirical headline of the year? Malaysia to go ahead with half-bridge... Oh please, will someone please remind us what a bridge is for?? WTF would anyone be doing with a 'scenic' half-bridge, so what are we supoosed to do?? swim halfway then walk?? RIDICULOUS! I wonder how some ppl can become 'Dr' when they are so outright retarded... And for the record, there IS a difference between a moron, imbecile and an idiot. It's the IQ cutoff...:P

Oh ya, and kel, the Zen really sucks. And please, make more constructive posts.

bhuck-ed by tmX @ 10:19 PM