Wednesday, February 01, 2006
Decalogue (of bhuck)
I. Thou shalt not waste the Earth's resource, especially water.
II. Thou shalt not use toilet paper other than for what it was created for.
III. Thou shalt not attempt to combine toilet paper with water.
IV. Thou shalt not pelt wet toilet paper at thy friends or unsuspecting innocents.
V. Thou shalt not, in any way, attempt to make wet thy brethren or hapless victims.
VI. Thou shalt not try to re-enact Noah's Flood.
VII. Thou shalt leave peoples of the toilet alone.
VIII. Thou shalt use a toilet as it is.
IX. Thou shalt not disturb urinating persons.
X. Thou shalt not goose another.
bhuck-ed by tmX @ 10:27 PM